I think asexual ppl should all carry an ace card, perhaps an ace of hearts with the heart crossed out because that’d be kind of cute. Then when theyre questioned about their sexuality, the asexual person can reach inside their trenchcoat for their card and then throw it at the questioner, where the corner will become embedded in the wall only an inch away from the questioner’s head. The shocked inquirer will weakly whisper “who…who are you?” And then the asexual person will merely smirk enigmatically , lower their hat over their eyes and light a cigarette. Without saying a word, they will briskly turn and leave the room with a whip of a coattail
(Source: hogglette, via shadowfire125)
