person: get your license
me: The Road Is A Terrifying Place And I Am Very Afraid To Drive

HELLO YES OFFICER MARÍA HERE READY TO REPORT I CAN IN FACT CONFIRM THAT THIS WAS TOTALLY A SMOOCH RIGHT HERE

HELP OFFICER I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP

HELLO YES OFFICER MARÍA HERE READY TO REPORT I CAN IN FACT CONFIRM THAT THIS WAS TOTALLY A SMOOCH RIGHT HERE

HELP OFFICER I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP

Imagine this:

violethour320:

An open world A:TLA/LOK game, like Skyrim.
You’re the Avatar.
You pick your nation.
Customize your character.
Pick an animal guardian.
Make friends along the way.
You forge your own path as the Avatar.

Please. Please. Please.

alpacasarefullofshit:

I kinda hope bill doesnt become the main villain because all I want is for an all powerful demon to spend his days annoying two 12 year olds

obsidianchameleon:

sometimes I think about young adult Dipper being good friends w Bill not even shipping just like. friends. supporting each other. solving mysteries and going on hikes and giving advice and telling each other secrets and who they have crushes on and setting their exes’ houses on fire and sharing music they like and getting starbucks and stuff. you know, friend things.

obsidianchameleon:

sometimes I think about young adult Dipper being good friends w Bill not even shipping just like. friends. supporting each other. solving mysteries and going on hikes and giving advice and telling each other secrets and who they have crushes on and setting their exes’ houses on fire and sharing music they like and getting starbucks and stuff. you know, friend things.

you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily

sapphire-gale:

In my two years of playing GW2 I have seen a lot of cosplayers ingame, but this is the first time I’ve seen a Jesus cosplayer. 

Best thing about this is that I found him at the Thaumanova Reactor in Metrica doing Daily Reviver, of which he was leading a small group around to the downed bodies. 

Notice he’s from the guild “Global Domination”

phthal0:

someone tell me how i got here, a mix for when you need to feel something. also good for airplane rides.

i. is (feat. POP ETC), yoko kanno //ii. rent free, nylo// iii. west coast, the neighbourhood// iv. waiting game,banks// v. ekki múkk, sigur rós// vi. daniel in the den, bastille// vii. heavy in your arms, florence + the machine// viii. professional griefers (feat. gerard way), deadmau5// ix. female robbery, the neighbourhood// x. this night, black lab// xi. bones, ms mr// xii. bass up treble down (original mix), xtra testosterone// xiii. drive it like you stole it, the glitch mob// xiv. wild, royal teeth// xv. in the dirt,s. carey// xvi. oh death, noah gundersen// xvii. house by the sea, moddi// xviii old money, lana del rey// xix. hoppípolla, sigur rós// xx. l’apotre de la lune, shiro sagisu

[listen] [cover art]

phthal0:

someone tell me how i got here, a mix for when you need to feel something. also good for airplane rides.

i. is (feat. POP ETC), yoko kanno //ii. rent free, nylo// iii. west coast, the neighbourhood// iv. waiting game,banks// v. ekki múkk, sigur rós// vi. daniel in the den, bastille// vii. heavy in your arms, florence + the machine// viii. professional griefers (feat. gerard way), deadmau5// ix. female robbery, the neighbourhood// x. this night, black lab// xi. bones, ms mr// xii. bass up treble down (original mix), xtra testosterone// xiii. drive it like you stole it, the glitch mob// xiv. wild, royal teeth// xv. in the dirt,s. carey// xvi. oh death, noah gundersen// xvii. house by the sea, moddi// xviii old money, lana del rey// xix. hoppípolla, sigur rós// xx. l’apotre de la lune, shiro sagisu

[listen] [cover art]